two wishes

the other day the princess found two of those white things that grow everywhere  in the spring. I think they are called dandelions that have gone to seed. You know, the white fluffy ones  you are supposed to take, close your eyes,  make a wish, and then blow all the fluffy bits away.


Her first wish, she told me very serious,  was for me to get fat so that she could have a baby brother (thank you very much).
The second for a unicorn, 'but a real one' she specified, god forbid the fluff fairy might show up with a stuffed one instead.

Should I be concerned that she is praying? she seems so focused I'm afraid we might end up with that unicorn....

if you had two wishes, what would they be?