We'd like to contract your services; Essentially, you will work for free and relinquish not only all control over your original work, but the actual rights to your work. We on the other hand can edit and sell your work without your knowledge or approval. This right “shall remain exclusive in perpetuity”.
In exchange we will include your work somewhere in our website, and it is up to you to make sure that your public navigates it in order to find it.
You may or may not choose to include your children in the bargain.
hmmm...let me think about that one